The directions on my shampoo said Lather, Rinse, Repeat. So what did I do?
Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse, Lather, Rinse.
If I wasn't out of shampoo I'd still be in the shower!