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MikeBjerum

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This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« on: June 15, 2017, 08:00:36 am »
Last Saturday while we were in Chicago for the S-I-L's birthday party, the wives went to a dance recital ... We didn't!  We stayed back to get ready for the party, and of course you need to be able to open beer bottles at a proper party  8)
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This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
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Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2017, 10:10:49 am »
Better use would have been too give it too this bottle opener for your party.https://youtu.be/Hao-HgIbP1s
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Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2017, 12:46:39 pm »
Well, that's one way to do it. If you ever need a bottle opener and don't have one, give me the $100 bill and I'll buy you 1/2 dozen openers.
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Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2017, 02:08:18 pm »
TAB - That is great for twist tops, but .... Oh, I've got nothing to go against letting her fight with a regular cap for a while.

jumbofrank - But, I still have the hundred, and I drank the beer  8)  The knife and tongs were the quickest way to open bottles through the night.  I can pop them quicker with either than you can get an opener over the cap.  Still trying to master doing it with the plastic cap on a water bottle.  Watched one guy do it on several bottles, but none of us could master that one.
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Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2017, 03:00:45 pm »
Gotta use the second  knuckle as a fulcrum.  I can open a beer with just about anything.  Too many years behind the bar...

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Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2017, 03:32:08 pm »
No NO NO.

A bottle opener should be part of your EDC.   No need for time consuming "tricks".   

You guys are so...  so... just not hip.
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This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2017, 04:27:48 pm »
A bottle opener IS part of me EDC, it's called whatever is in my pocket...

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Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2017, 05:22:54 pm »
Hook one of the points of the bottle cap on the edge of a table or other sturdy horizontal surface with the bottom of the bottle at the low point and then  rap sharply with side of your fist of the top of the cap

This guy talks enough to allow you to open a case of beer...but he finally gets around to it..

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Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2017, 12:37:02 pm »
just a thought, you either are not married or stole that hundy from your wifes purse.   all married men know hundred dollar bills are fake.  her money is her money, my money is her money.
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Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2017, 01:39:19 pm »
Between the C note or the boobs, the C note is probably far less expensive.
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