DOWNRANGE TV PRESIDENTIAL POLL

[Rastus]

You can change your vote.  You can comment.

You cannot vote for Hillary.  Arrrghh...

[tombogan03884]

No offense to Rastus, but this poll is a perfect example of why polls are useless.
simple question, no attempt to influence any ones vote in the wording of the question or the answers.
BUT, the fact that this is a gun related site automatically means the pro gun control candidates are going to take an ass whooping.
If you asked the exact same question on Suarez you'd get the same result, ondailykos, or democratunderground the results would be opposite.

[MikeBjerum]

I was going to go with Haz, but his temper could cause a nuclear war the first time some one asked for a paper clip. 

M'ette was my second choice, but the other day I heard how she stays on her broomstick without falling off - No underware!  OH, the humanity.  And, then there is the whole immigration issue with Marshal, and slave labor with her flying monkey squadron. 

Who does this all leave us?
*Bogan - A Marine holed up in an urban apartment stockpiling rope and tying nooses;
*TAB - And his stripper doctor wife;
*Billt - And his leg model wife;
*Alf - But there is that whole alien issue again;
*Bane - There was a possibility, but there is the secret hidden bunker issue;

Maybe ... Michael Janich!  I'd love to see him explain to Putin how he could kill him with "these two fingers," and then hobble him with a quick cut to the tendon 

Of course, all of the other candidates would make a terrific security detail, not to replace the Secret Service, but as private contractors to hunt and disappear Clintons ... I just developed a new History Channel mini-series!  When the Hatfields and McCoys has run its course, we roll out the true story of DRTV vs Clintons*.

*Spoiler Alert!
I read the end of the script, and I won't tell you who wins.  However, I can tell you that the Clintons LOSE!

[Rastus]

Somebody voted for the wicked witch of New York.  I had to reset everything to zero...

And expand your choices.

[Majer]

And you went and added my name up there...What did I ever do to you?

[Sponsor]

[TAB]

The people I want in office are too smart and too honest to run.

[MikeBjerum]

I'm writing in Gunman 1911!

I'm sure he will not only be our top voter, but he will make sure he is the top vote getter.

[tombogan03884]

I revoted , for myself this time.
But after reading m58's reasoning I'm undecided between Bill, TAB, or Trump.
Regardless ofpolicies any one of them would be an improvement over the BO bunch.

[Rastus]

No offense to Rastus, but this poll is a perfect example of why polls are useless.
simple question, no attempt to influence any ones vote in the wording of the question or the answers.
BUT, the fact that this is a gun related site automatically means the pro gun control candidates are going to take an ass whooping.
If you asked the exact same question on Suarez you'd get the same result, ondailykos, or democratunderground the results would be opposite.

Which is why I have so much fun with them here....   

[alfsauve]

Write in:  Sarah Palin.