Breaking News from ONN.....Cartridge recall

[Bic]

http://www.theonion.com/video/manufacturer-recalls-hollow-point-bullets-that-fai-14319

[MikeBjerum]

Good one!

However, I'm sure some pansy will through a hissy fit

[Conagher 45]

 

[Big Frank]

I guess I'll just have to settle for Black Rhino armor piercing bullets. 

[tombogan03884]

Liberal's, and even the Iranian Govt. have cited the onion as a source before .

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/49226254/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/onions-obama-ahmadinejad-poll-cited-fact-iran/

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/05/31/jack_warner_arrested_ex_fifa_official_cites_onion_article_to_defend_himself.html

[Sponsor]

[alfsauve]

The reason Jon Steward's retirement from Comedy Central was big news was that the same number of people depended on him for their information as on the New York Times.

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And they vote.

[tombogan03884]

The reason Jon Steward's retirement from Comedy Central was big news was that the same number of people depended on him for the information as on the New York Times.

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And they vote.

Don't worry, it's less than 25%.
50%don't bother voting, of the remainder almost 50% vote based on appearance, and 15% vote based only on party . That leaves only about 17%voting based on any sources of information.

Hmmm, that's grounds for worry right there, but it does explain Obama.