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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5080 on: November 08, 2017, 12:16:52 PM »
That's an oldie but goodie. It should say Porsche not Porch at the end. That's what the whole joke is about.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5081 on: November 10, 2017, 04:01:06 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5082 on: November 10, 2017, 10:50:21 PM »
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5083 on: December 05, 2017, 05:44:51 PM »
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles; but at least they drive slowly past schools.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5084 on: December 07, 2017, 11:13:23 PM »
It just occurred to me that if SIG made a version of Michael's 10mm Big Pig it would be a SIG Big Pig.   ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5085 on: December 07, 2017, 11:51:12 PM »
For you Frank! ;) ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5086 on: December 08, 2017, 12:03:33 PM »
 ;D  Thanks kmitch200 for my first laugh of the day.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5087 on: December 08, 2017, 02:13:56 PM »

I bet when he went to the Dr. He asked for something to take away the pain, But keep the swelling...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5088 on: December 08, 2017, 09:36:58 PM »
I bet when he went to the Dr. He asked for something to take away the pain, But keep the swelling...

All the bumps drive the ladies crazy.   ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5089 on: December 09, 2017, 02:54:36 PM »
You guys are SICK!

Wonderful trait to have and that's why I like you.  ;D
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles; but at least they drive slowly past schools.

 

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