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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5080 on: November 08, 2017, 12:16:52 pm »
That's an oldie but goodie. It should say Porsche not Porch at the end. That's what the whole joke is about.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5080 on: November 08, 2017, 12:16:52 pm »

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5081 on: November 10, 2017, 04:01:06 pm »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5082 on: November 10, 2017, 10:50:21 pm »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5083 on: December 05, 2017, 05:44:51 pm »
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles; but at least they drive slowly past schools.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5084 on: December 07, 2017, 11:13:23 pm »
It just occurred to me that if SIG made a version of Michael's 10mm Big Pig it would be a SIG Big Pig.   ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5085 on: December 07, 2017, 11:51:12 pm »
For you Frank! ;) ;)
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles; but at least they drive slowly past schools.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5086 on: December 08, 2017, 12:03:33 pm »
 ;D  Thanks kmitch200 for my first laugh of the day.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5087 on: December 08, 2017, 02:13:56 pm »

I bet when he went to the Dr. He asked for something to take away the pain, But keep the swelling...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5088 on: December 08, 2017, 09:36:58 pm »
I bet when he went to the Dr. He asked for something to take away the pain, But keep the swelling...

All the bumps drive the ladies crazy.   ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5089 on: December 09, 2017, 02:54:36 pm »
You guys are SICK!

Wonderful trait to have and that's why I like you.  ;D
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