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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4960 on: April 12, 2016, 02:29:50 PM »
True story.
Yesterday am in the coffee sop one of the regulars said "I've been married 4 times, and I'm looking for a 5th now."
I commented that if I'd been married 4 times I'd be looking for a fifth as well, maybe a half gallon.


one of my favorite sayings " the defenotion of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a differnet out come."
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4961 on: April 12, 2016, 02:59:30 PM »

one of my favorite sayings " the defenotion of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a differnet out come."

Whatever happened to the Democratic saying 10,000 repeations make a truth.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4962 on: April 13, 2016, 06:12:22 AM »
Whatever happened to the Democratic saying 10,000 repeations make a truth.

 That's racist ! Or is it for the children ?
I forget, but global warming made it shrink to only 2500.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4963 on: April 13, 2016, 08:10:41 AM »
That's racist ! Or is it for the children ?
I forget, but global warming made it shrink to only 2500.

 :) :) :) :)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4964 on: April 13, 2016, 09:59:48 AM »
"Common Sense"  means:  Believe it regardless of the total lack of facts to support it"

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4965 on: Today at 03:37:28 AM »

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4965 on: April 14, 2016, 10:40:58 PM »
What did the egg say to the pot of water? It may take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4966 on: April 24, 2016, 02:13:54 PM »
He's got the mag in backward! 

:)

That can't be right!!
He loaded the "Clip" just like they do at HK.


(Check out how the magazine is loaded)

He is way ahead of the curve.

LOL,

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4967 on: April 28, 2016, 11:14:07 PM »
 :-[
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4968 on: May 02, 2016, 05:10:58 PM »
:-[
IF true, it is a sad thing.  If it was to exploit the gullibility of their audience, well then.... wait that is sad too.  Sad in the ignorance of both what bullets look like and what tools (you know what you use to make stuff) look like.  SMDH indeed...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4969 on: May 03, 2016, 06:15:24 AM »
Oh yea, h, it's true, I remember seeing the original post on FB. It was not to long after some pinhead reporter posted a picture of "rubber bullets" in  Ferguson that turned out to be ear plugs.

 

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