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tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4740 on: November 01, 2014, 06:14:37 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on October 31, 2014, 10:11:27 PM
Maybe someone married something other than human.  :o

That was my thought as well .   ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4741 on: November 01, 2014, 06:05:38 PM »
Or maybe the guy from another thread patched things up with the pitbull.   :-\
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4742 on: November 02, 2014, 06:08:02 AM »
Peg, that's bad.  ;D
But if marriage is not confined to "one man and one women" then I guess EVERY  aspect is open to debate.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4743 on: November 02, 2014, 02:01:36 PM »
don't forget about polygamy....



although why a man would want more than one wife I have no idea
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4744 on: November 02, 2014, 02:06:26 PM »
Bigamy:  Having one wife too many.

Monogamy:  Same thing.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4745 on: Today at 05:45:22 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4745 on: November 02, 2014, 04:15:15 PM »
The three lesbians in Mass that got married.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4746 on: November 03, 2014, 06:01:27 AM »
Hey TAB, if they're fighting with each other they're not getting on your case .  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4747 on: November 03, 2014, 04:23:44 PM »
What's the punishment for polygamy?

Having more than one mother-in-law.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4748 on: November 03, 2014, 06:56:52 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on November 03, 2014, 04:23:44 PM
What's the punishment for polygamy?

Having more than one mother-in-law.

Marry sisters.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4749 on: November 03, 2014, 07:59:49 PM »
I dated two stepsisters in high school.  I do not recommend it.   ;D
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