Beyond Blonde!
Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and,
while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the
windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of
her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes
were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be
a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from
2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
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