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I’m about to marinate and grill up some fresh striper caught about 48 hours ago off Nantucket!

BBQ Smoked Stacker sandwich and Roast Beef and Cheddar sandwich from the Honeybaked Ham store. Buy 1, get 1 free.
Articles and Blogs / (DRTV) MidwayUSA Is Now Selling Firearms
« Last post by DRTV on Yesterday at 02:03:10 pm »
MidwayUSA Is Now Selling Firearms

MidwayUSA has announced they are now selling firearms!
Source: MidwayUSA Is Now Selling Firearms
Upcoming Events / Re: == OFASTS 2018 ==
« Last post by Rastus on Yesterday at 07:03:18 am »
Loading out this morning.

Down Range Cafe / Re: Classic joke thread...
« Last post by PegLeg45 on June 21, 2018, 11:53:19 am »
Cooking & Recipes / Re: What's the last thing you ate or are currently eating?
« Last post by PegLeg45 on June 21, 2018, 11:50:39 am »
Chicken salad sammich and lemonade.

After looking at the garden, I sense some fried green t'maters on the horizon.  ;D
Alsatian style tarte flambée thin crust pizza. It has olive oil and Grana Padano sauce, bacon lardons, crème fraîche, white onions, and a pinch of parsley. The sourdough crust was baked on a white granite stone. Grana Padano is like Parmigiano-Reggiano but it's not aged as long.

I wanted something else more than I wanted pizza but it was nice and cool this morning. Not anymore. It may be too hot to bake anything else for a few months. As the old saying goes, I had to strike while the iron is hot. Or before it's too hot.
Down Range Cafe / Re: Classic joke thread...
« Last post by crusader rabbit on June 21, 2018, 06:42:15 am »
Late last night I picked up a hitchhiker.  After all, no one should be stuck someplace in the middle of the night.

He said, "I'm surprised you would pick up a stranger in the middle of the night.  Aren't you afraid I might be a serial killer?"

I said, "Nah. The chances of two serial killers being in the same car at the same time is astronomical."
Down Range Cafe / Re: Classic joke thread...
« Last post by alfsauve on June 20, 2018, 05:12:19 pm »

    Nancy Pelosi called Chuck Schumer one day and said "I have a plan to help us win the mid terms in 2018 and help us regain control of Congress." "Great Nancy, but how?" asked Chuck. "We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there." So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

    The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi?" "Yes we are," said Nancy, "and what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Chuck suggested we stop and take in some local color." They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen. A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.

    Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?" "Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"

Down Range Cafe / Re: Classic joke thread...
« Last post by alfsauve on June 20, 2018, 05:09:45 pm »
With retirement coming up fast, we're thinking of getting a pair of dogs.   I'm going to name the Timex and Rolex.    They will be watch dogs after all.
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