any other ideas for the title and text?
any other ideas for the title and text?Looks great. When will they be available?
Looks great. When will they be available?you talking about the t-shirts? if so.. I'm going to try my and at making a silk screen when I get to Florida. we'll see how that turns out.
you talking about the t-shirts? if so.. I'm going to try my and at making a silk screen when I get to Florida. we'll see how that turns out.Sounds good deepwater. Keep us up to date.
ok procrastination, I'll do the drawing tomorrow.. maybe..
Thank you Philw. We can always count on you to dance that fine line of propriety and decency. and occasionally cross it.
And make my morning!!! ;D
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ye_olde_pwnz0r/motivator6672053.jpg)
Somehow, I don't think this one ever does dishes!
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/18/633519811369250943-wmd---chicks-with-guns.jpg)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm - I want one . . . .
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/18/633835274534919575-girlswithguns.jpg)
"Mesh and a tramp stamp - both plus the shorts pretty much clinches the case. The body oiling is just "gravy"
PS: Tab, here's your new avatar.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ye_olde_pwnz0r/motivator6672053.jpg)
Here's the kind of thing you notice when you get old.
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/129037497185284936.jpg)
Non PC
not fair! my stupid work firewall won't let me see most of the pics that philw posted.. now I have to wait till I get home to see them. >:( I hate it when all I can see are the fat ones ???
not fair! my stupid work firewall won't let me see most of the pics that philw posted.. now I have to wait till I get home to see them. >:( I hate it when all I can see are the fat ones ???
look Perfectly Correct to me :)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/fishing-trips-fishing-demotivational-poster-1268402575.jpg) (http://www.motifake.com/fishing-trips-fishing-demotivational-poster-93853.html)
Time for a fishing trip!!! :o
;D
Phil, you have WAAAAAAY too much time on your hands!
JMHO
Richard
My new backgroundYep!
Yep!God bless the 1st amendment.... I love not having to be PC. That is one of my favorite posters JC!!!
That'll win the world over. ::) Still, LOL. ;)
FQ13
Yep!
That'll win the world over. ::) Still, LOL. ;)
FQ13
I justed pissed myself laughing at the springfield poster. ;D
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/129129363711762129.jpg)
Sigh, I wasn't going to do it, but....
No, there is no obsession here..... ;D
Bottle Babies ? ;D
Bottle Babies ? ;D
Since this thread has drifted to those cherished parts of the female anatomy....
I couldn't resist to bring her out one more time....(Like it takes much)....
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/nicegunsall4-1.jpg)
;D
We can discuss "motorboating" skills and techniques in the corner,...... ;)
Is it bad that I noticed the HUGE rock on her left hand? Now I'm depressed....... :'(
I was just looking at the tattoos,... ::)Am I alone when I call BS on that? Unless you have an arm fetish, methinks the tattoos were the last thing you noticed sir. ;D
She had arms. I must have missed something.
Deduction... Her hands were squeezing her boobs together, so they must have been attached to arms.
Think next time :D :D
I did not see any guns either.
;D
The Megan Fox picture is not a poster, but so what.
Megan Fox is gorgeous. I think I could fall in love with her if she didn't look so much like my ex.And internally wasn't an ugly person.
Clearly what is needed is some common sense legislation mandating the installation of expensive sensing and control systems on this type of machinery that will prevent it from being maneuvered into such a configuration.
Like this?
(http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx191/saharrold/Glockmonkey.jpg)
Or this?
(http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx191/saharrold/godcarriesa1911.jpg)
;D
A picture like this takes me back.....
(http://navyphotos.togetherweserved.com/2066448.jpg)
Since there's no titties on this page, I would like to submit these............just for Eric ;D ;D I apologize in advannce
And I thought my moobs were bad. :oNo offence Jumbo, but all moobs are bad. However, Kramer from Sienfeld has hope, The Bro. ;D ;)
How to solve a problemShoot, I just found out I'm a Marine at heart. (I mean no offense to those that have actually picked up a rifle in defense of this Great Nation. I have nothing but total respect for ALL that have, I'm just saying that's how I see some problems being solved)
Civilian Logic:
Solve through hundreds of hours of committee meetings and focus groups to decide the problem is best left alone.
Marine Logic:
Solve through superior firepower and shear determination.
Army Combat Engineer:
Solve by one well placed charge that results in crating a path through any obstacle including bureaucrats and committees that couldn't find their ass with both hands.
Not my opinion but fairly funny anyway
Not my opinion but fairly funny anywayShoot, I'd like to be a fly on the wall if Marshal ever tried this one
(http://navyphotos.togetherweserved.com/2068032.jpg)
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u79/Kills-With-Fire/motivationals/historicevent.jpg)Hey! I was drunk at the time! ;D
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/The_AnkLe_BiTeR/women.jpg)(http://gallery.mac.com/philw/100192/spit/web.gif)
How to solve a problem
Civilian Logic:
Solve through hundreds of hours of committee meetings and focus groups to decide the problem is best left alone.
Marine Logic:
Solve through superior firepower and shear determination.
Army Combat Engineer:
Solve by one well placed charge that results in creating a path through any obstacle including bureaucrats and committees that couldn't find their ass with both hands.
Sad thing is, that they probably could find their asses with both hands. Or even six, or eight, or ten. Its when it becomes 20 hands or 24, that it turns into a Charlie Foxtrot. :-\ More is not always better.
Isn't that a redundancy? ;D
Rofl. For the amount of money that poster represents, I could buy a dozen 870s or Moisons and hire the men to pull trigger. ;D
FQ13
Now, back to the booby posters already in progress . . . . ;D
Now, back to the booby posters already in progress . . . . ;D
If you insist.....
;D
Second time today you misspelled that rifle. Pay attention now, I will go slowly - it is spelled - M O I S I N ::)
Now, back to the booby posters already in progress . . . . ;D
Gee, I thought I was playing nice. I found these REALLY hairy ones, but I didn't share 'em.And yet you never answered the question. I mean honestly, where are we well armed cynics supposed to meet? Eharmony? Somehow I don't think we'd do well there. ;D
yet
:P
I think it's actually Mosin. ;D
I think it's actually Mosin. ;D
And yet you never answered the question. I mean honestly, where are we well armed cynics supposed to meet? Eharmony? Somehow I don't think we'd do well there. ;D
FQ13
I think it's actually Mosin. ;D
When a hug isn't enough
I can do more moobs if you insist! ;D
I can do more moobs if you insist! ;D
I can do more moobs if you insist! ;D
Ok, no mooters......
But it is almost lunch time ;D
You enjoy tormenting us to much, Red :D :D
Damn Red, you scared the spell out of FQ!!!! :o :o
:P
Heck, that doesn't take much. ;DTrue, but that was just wrong, so very, very wrong.
Damn Red, you scared the spell out of FQ!!!! :o :o
:P
Where did the motivation go? ???
Phil and Red need to find something to make up for those! :o
;D
don't worry I have the appeasement post soon to make up for that one. however I just needed to jump over that line again to retain my spot at trying to offend or gross people out ;)
back to normal programming in a moment ;D
NUDE vollyball!
Richard
NUDE vollyball!
Richard
Ut Oh...I bet Red is searching for an appropriate picture for us ..... ;D ;D
I already got my hands over my eyes.
But you're gonna peek.....it's like, ya know ya shouldn't.....but ya do it anyways!
:D
This is like watching a train wreck in slow motion......... :-\Red is bad, but its phil you have watch out for. I mean Reds "garlic butt" was awful, but phils hairy pierced Moobs and 500 poundbikini/tent models? No amount of Swedish kiddie porn will compensate. He ought to be banned. A damn illegal alien he is! Back to the penal colony for him. M'lettes banishment to the corner pales in comparison.
No amount of Swedish porn will compensate.
FQ13
We'll have to see......he can have the benefit of the doubt. ;D
Damn you, Red!!! I literally grabbed my eyes as soon as the image struck my brain. I had to will myself after some seconds to look at the picture, then I went and played the Favela course on COD4 three times - on veteran!!! I came back to post this, and did not even scroll down, I just hit Reply at the top. This thread is tainted, tainted I say!!!!!
I still can't get the image out, even after whacking 150 of the Favela's worst! >:(
I wanted to add. The guys show posters with lots of flesh here, but they are a glorification of God's handiwork and creativity in forming the female shape.
Yours? Yours are just wrong!
;D
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/426395/1000-words-this-picture-is-worth-em-hillary-clinton-demotivational-poster.jpg)
TT, better recheck those credits ;D
He was too distracted by the swimsuit poster................. ;D ;D
TT, better recheck those credits ;D
foamy's opinion of 'motivational posters'
;D
http://www.illwillpress.com/MOTIVATE22.html
deepwater
He was too distracted by the swimsuit poster................. ;D ;DWas there something after that?
Was there something after that?
FQ13
OK Phil
I get you are trying to make up for your man boobs post. First, you offer Swedish kiddie porn (15 and legal?) Hell we should be baby sitting them, not ogling them. You should be flogged sir, and not in a good way ;))! What do you offer next? Meagan Fox. I see an anorexic face, bony knees and big feet, hell, I can find that at my local bar. :o The crawling bride? Not my kink. The arse cheeks? Well, they seem porky enough that I think thats the best they have on offer. Thanks, but no. Sorry Phil, but you'll have to do better to get back in our good graces. I may be off to the corner, but its an open bar for me and a cash bar for thee until you rdeem yourself. ;D
FQ13
thunk you might like this
courtesy of true texan
;D
where the hell are shooters like that when I go to the range? :'(
I know what you mean...all I see are hunting rifles and skeet guns.....
and a bunch of other ugly dudes... :o
where the hell are shooters like that when I go to the range? :'(
For heaven's sake, would someone please just start posting boobie posters again? ? ? ? ? At least get us to a new page so we don't have to look at the moobs posters anymore. They are seriously creeping me out.(http://girls.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/boobie-posters/grandma-has-tits-gilf-demotivational-poster.jpg)
And Brian, not just no, but hell no!!!!
Walther...
Mag release at the bottom of the trigger guard...but who cares?
;D
I have a question for all to think about: Can ugly girls have pretty tits?Haven't you ever heard the the term 'but her face'
I have a question for all to think about: Can ugly girls have pretty tits?
you dont look at the mantle piece when ya stoking the fire
The Walther P99 and the S&W SW99 both have that style mag release, although Walther has recently made theirs bigger and more use friendly.
I think we need to get a better view of the holster(s) to see if there has been any brand imprinting from the slide. ;D
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/jessieposter.jpg)
Jugs like those and you guys noticed the effing TRIGGER GUARD?!?
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/th_wtf-cat.jpg?t=1279590573)
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/jessieposter.jpg)
Isn't it about time that we change the name of this thread? :)
Bonus points: Is that a Walther or a S&W?
(http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx191/saharrold/concealed-weapons-permit-nice-job-h.jpg)
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/jessieposter.jpg)
Damn! nice avatar Jumbofrank! :o
I think it's magnetic. It sure draws my eyes to it.
I think it's magnetic. It sure draws my eyes to it.
Where are the pictures of M'ette and Red?
Mine are hidden......for your safety. Some things are better left unseen! ;D
Where are the pictures of M'ette......?
For those of us who are her FB friends, we get an eyeful.... ;)
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/demotivational-posters-gock.jpg)
Geez Red, I never knew you were so kinky! ::)
It seemed to especially hurt my Ex on the bed.
Maybe because of the way I kept slamming her head into the head board ;D
Just occurred to me there are no obligatory boob pictures on this page yet......
Just occurred to me there are no obligatory boob pictures on this page yet......
ROFL on all of those! But...props to the big guy who showed up with the KFC basket at the PETA protest. Not only was it ballsy, but you know every one of those anemic bunny huggers wanted a bite. ;D
FQ13
Just occurred to me there are no obligatory boob pictures on this page yet......
Did anyone notice that the PFD is on backwards?
Just occurred to me there are no obligatory boob pictures on this page yet......
(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7794.0;attach=6821;image)
Does Miss Amy know what you're posting? :o
Not always. ;D ;D
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w76/Seddo45/i4gx6v.jpg)
That is just wrong on so many levels I don't know where to begin... :-\
back a few pages will help ;D
A practical man. ;D
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/mon-motivated-17.jpg
How do I get the image to transfer?
FQ13
Right click on the photo and pick 'copy image location'.
In your post, right above the smiley emoticons, select 'insert image' (third from the left, starting with the youtube button).
Paste the image location inside.
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/mon-motivated-17.jpg)
I remember that picture from Katrina.
I keep getting images of helping them get a secure grip on their pistols holding both my hands over their boobs.....
I keep getting images of helping them get a secure grip on their pistols holding both my hands over their hands.....
Shoot, I didn't realize they had pistols!!!!
That's depressing. Not motivational.
DAMN YOU, Peg! I was just gettin' over the MOOBS pics! >:(
Some Boobs are good. ;D
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/1787.jpg)
FIFY,
Bad Boobs
Good Boobs
Any questions ?
;D
OK, how do I get the Poster to embed ?
It coulda been worse..........
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/1787.jpg)
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
;D ;D ;D
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/demotivational-posters-boobs1.jpg)
;D ;D ;D
I know this thread was for 'motivational posters'...but as usual, it has morphed into something better than the sum of its parts.........so, without further adieu, I present further 'motivation' that seems to be self-explanatory:
:P
Something's wrong - all I can think about when I see this - once I get past the nice asses - is that those are someone's daughters, their little girls.Be careful, it might be her. I'd confiscate her phone camera and lap top. ;D
Must be the granddaughter I have living with me.
Just goes to show, some woman should be beaten.
Looks like a Garter snake that swallowed a frog.
I suspect it works the other way around in that household. :o
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/enlightenment-cant-argue-with-that-logic-demotivational-poster-1260516371.jpg)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/sexy-motivational-0.jpg?w=500&h=625)Why does this song come to mind?
Took me FOREVER to see that damned lamp... jeeze... ::) LOL
Good Point!I was thinking more in terms of "Ladies and Gentlemen, the 2010 Darwin award winner goes to......" :o
I was thinking more in terms of "Ladies and Gentlemen, the 2010 Darwin award winner goes to......" :o
FQ13
Took me FOREVER to see that damned lamp... jeeze... ::) LOL
;D
It's not a lamp. It's a lie!!!!!
Soooooo I AM normal after all???
I swear ~~~NO ONE BETTER ANSWER THAT!!
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/76666e6d-5afe-4551-b874-fc20e5d70c6b.jpg)
Some things can't be unseen!!!
Brian
Photo is gone....and from the sound of you guys, for once I'm glad I was late to the party.......
Photo is gone....and from the sound of you guys, for once I'm glad I was late to the party.......
(http://demotivationalpics.com/albums/userpics2/normal_demotivational_dog.JPG)
Spankings for the lot of them! I will volunteer, because I'm selfless like that. ;)
FQ13
I know, you're a giver. That's how you roll, right? ;D
I really liked the 3rd pic. ;)
its a chop, about a 5 year old one too.
Spankings for the lot of them! I will volunteer, because I'm selfless like that. ;)
FQ13
They left you speechless, JC? ;D
Nope, it's just that some things speak for themselves. ;D
Just get red damn x's...what's up?
Richard
Just get red damn x's...what's up?
Richard
Do like Obummer, half way through his term he's still blaming Bush.In fairness W was still blaming Clinton in his second term. It goes with the territory, never accept blame. :P
BOOBIES. The top ten reasons I get up in the morning. ;D
BOOBIES. The top ten reasons I get up in the morning. ;D
The one beside "Winter Fritz" ( Purple shirt and spiky hair) is a guy ? ::)Depending on what your definition of the word guy is. ::) Honestly, I am about the least homophobic guy on the planet, but what is the idea of acting like a prancing little sissy? I'd make fun of you if you were straight. Rock Hudson? Hell, who the hell would have cared who he slept with? Just be a freaking man and I'll be happy to go to dinner with you and your husband. Prance around looking like that and yeah, I'll look at you funny.
The one beside "Winter Fritz" ( Purple shirt and spiky hair) is a guy ? ::)
........only f%gs and pirates wear ear rings ...... :o
Sorry man it wasnt a personal attack but my gramps just said what was on his mind.
"You're off the edge of the map Sir, here there be monsters."
PegLeg...I may have asked you this before...What part of Georgia are you from? I ask only because my wife is from near Savannah.....and has family in Richmond Hill and Midway.
I have been through Tifton before..My Mother In Law was born in Waycross which is just a stones throw from where your at....The wife will be traveling to Savannah in the next couple of weeks...unfortunantley I have to stay at home.
I'm a fair piece from Savannah..........
About 10 miles west of a town called Tifton. Follow I-75 north from the Florida line about 62 miles and then head west on US82.
(http://s15.allstarpics.net/images/huge/3/b/3b1jejfu8kdzkd.jpg)
The only word that comes to mind is Damn! ;D
Okay, I think my IQ just fell 10 points, and it wasn't because of the boobies.....
The only word that came to my mind was boobies.
That ain't right. ::)
On the other hand................................................................
It may drop your I.Q. but that was pretty funny. Then again, I'm just a smart donkey :DBOOBIES!!!!!
The only word that came to my mind was boobies.
I can't remember if this was posted already.It's one of those that deserves it
It's one of those that deserves it
http://www.agiantfart.com/images/motivational_posters/motivational_poster_booty.jpg[/img]I remember her. She got an A for ass. Its only fair right? ;D
Could this be one of FQ's students? ;D
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/More%20Motivational%20Posters/Stereotype.jpg)
(http://www.agiantfart.com/images/motivational_posters/motivational_poster_damn_cops.jpg)
It's a video and not a poster, but I thought it would go well here.
I found it over at Brigid's http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
It's a video and not a poster, but I thought it would go well here.I think we'll excuse this being a video. Shoot, this is a million times more inspirational than half the posts on this thread
I found it over at Brigid's http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
I think we'll excuse this being a video. Shoot, this is a million times more inspirational than half the posts on this thread
Poster 3-You might want to check his spelling there.
Poster 2- An expensive higher education doesn't guarantee success or intelligence. Just a lifetime of student loan bills.
Poster 1- They don't need dynamite to dive bomb you. You can tell by looking at the top of my truck.
I ran across this one, and post it here in honor of our friend PegLeg. ;D
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0910/rule-63-captain-morgan-who-woldnt-want-to-flood-her-poopdeck-demotivational-poster-1255009965.jpg)
(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7794.0;attach=7692;image) (http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0910/rule-63-captain-morgan-who-woldnt-want-to-flood-her-poopdeck-demotivational-poster-1255009965.jpg)
They can swash my buckle any time ;D
do you guys have the captins 1st mate bill boards in your towns?
they are all over the place here... I'm pretty sure they have cuased several crashs.
DAMN BEADS!!!
JMHO
Richard
Google "Marissa Miller, Perfect 10" for the removal of the beads....
I must be getting old, the second time I watched I saw she missed several chances to finish him with the "Main Gauche" (left hand knife ) that was more commonly used for parrying with a Rapier than with a cutlass.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/74253_1489328636279_1325877207_31140957_3888367_n.jpg)
Them thar pictures remind me of an old joke:HAHAHA. I mean that's horrible. *snicker
A woman goes for a breast exam for the first time and is awfully nervous.
When the doctor comes into the examining room, he notices immediately that she's very tense.
"Listen, dear. I know this must be scary for you. It won't be painful, but to be on the safe side, do you want me to give you some thing to numb you a little bit?"
The girl doesn't say anything, but just nods her head yes.
So the doctor removes her bra, puts his mouth on her boobs and goes, "Numb, numb, numb, numb, numb..."
No 46, but they do make a .50! Seen one and it is impressive.
FWIW
Richard
The .460 Rowland is more powerful than the .50 GI but it's not really a .46 caliber.
(http://cdn.thedemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/main/2010_06/going-green.jpg)
(http://cdn.thedemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/main/2010_03/this-thread.jpg)
Man I hate to break it to you Frank. .460S&W ain't either.
(And you do know the .38Special is really .357 right? ;D )
(http://cdn.thedemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/main/2010_03/this-thread.jpg)
BAD GIRL!!! Go to my room! ;D
Your closet better be huge - there will be a bunch of us and a keg in it!
Never mind gun control, it's spandex that should be regulated, controlled and licensed.I'm going to go all Chuck Schumer on this one. Ban it! There is no civilian need for the product. The good it can do is far outweighed by the damage it can do in the wrong hands. On any given day, at any given Wall Mart...........We won't even discuss the superhero types who wear their underwear on the outside. ;D
Whooeee, nice gams!! And the gun you're holding is pretty sweet too!!
Never mind gun control, it's spandex that should be regulated, controlled and licensed.
Do they make chairs that wide. :o
How does she get through doors ?
How does she get through doors ?
Are we talking barn or stall?
Do they make chairs that wide. :o
Less talk.
More pictures. (preferably with boobs)
'Nuf said!
;D
I'm divorced, and snickering. ;D
I'm married and I'm crying.
My wife caught me watching porn. Screamed what the hell are you doing? I answered her, watching ancient history. ;D
Here's a a pair of boobs.
My wife caught me watching porn. Screamed what the hell are you doing? I answered her, watching ancient history. ;D
Here's a a pair of boobs.
(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7794.0;attach=7834;image)
Here's a a pair of boobs.
Obviously ImageShack didn't think too much of it. :o
To hell with those people ???
To hell with those people ???
Just show we have a clear understanding of the various shapes.................................... here you go.
To hell with those people ???
BOOBS. ;D
(http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv113/musicmixboss/Unmotivational%20Posters/MotivationalBikiniSnipers.jpg)
Apparently, for the poster maker, it also means you don't need a proofreader.
I give up...where is the error?
Can't let this thread die.
when you see it... you will shit.
when you see it... you will shit.
when you see it... you will shit.
The bike color matches her underwear.....how childish.
Gozzirraa! took me about 5 mins before I noticed it.... :o
The bike color matches her underwear.....how childish.
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l96/gunman42782/beer.jpg)
So there is something worse than an Egg Suckin Hound.
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/demotivational-posters-humpty-dumpty.jpg)
....All the king's horses, and all the king's men.....could NEVER put my poor EYES back together again!
DAMN!!!
But you just HAD to show the damn poster again, didn't you Peg!!!! Just had to. It's bad enough having to avert my eyes when I open this thread, now I may never be able to view it again until it rolls over to a new page.
Damn, Peg. ::)
You too, Red!!!! You are one sick puppy! :o
;)
But you just HAD to show the damn poster again, didn't you Peg!!!! Just had to. It's bad enough having to avert my eyes when I open this thread, now I may never be able to view it again until it rolls over to a new page.
Damn, Peg. ::)
You too, Red!!!! You are one sick puppy! :o
;)
Should I say sorry now or later?
Ooooooooo......I'm all better now. :D
OH LORD! I reeeeeealy want some 'quality time' with number 2! :o
You guys DO understand that red will, most probably, get you for this, right? ;)
You guys DO understand that red will, most probably, get you for this, right? ;)
If you roll the mouse wheel back and forth, they bounce......Weeeeeeeeee..... :D ;D ;D ;D
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Amy was NOT looking over your shoulder when you typed that. ;D
Red you do know this forum is full of heavly armed people right?
You have to wonder about her tatoo artist. Does he demand combat pay, or does he look at her like Micheal Angelo looked at the Sistine Chapel, one giant canvass that no one will touch? ;D
FQ13
There are more than a few armed heavy people as well.
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/emo-scene-hipster-let-me-get-my-tongs.jpg)
Where's that eye bleach???? Gonna go look at a hot girl in a Catwoman costume that I have no permission to post here.......
Just remember ...It's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask for permission. ;D ;D
You have permission now!!! Just do like Phil does and wait till like 2 in the morning when Mette is sleeping.
(http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/05/28/t5aq1kmpwr.jpg)To quote Tina Fey from the SNL news desk:
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Niiiiiice bleach!!!!!! :o :o :o 8)
(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/7451/16078635.png)The only American soldier to ever surrender voluntarily to the Taliban. The note left behind: "Dear Delta, thank you for your concern, but please sit this one out". ;D
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If he had sex with that without a blindfold they ought to give him a green beret tommorow, as he is the toughest SOB in the US Army. ;D
FQ13
Think any of the cake was saved for the 1st anniversary ?
Think any of the cake was saved for the 1st anniversary ?
;D You think the server has any fingers left?
I think the knife it was cut with may have teeth marks. :o
Damn, man that was funny. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
DAMN!!! :o
Somebody shaved down a Sasquatch and put it in a wedding dress!!!
He's wearing a ROTC uniform. You think he'll ever be in the field, in command of men (or women for that mater)?
One could only hope that once his Company CO sees his total lack of judgement at the command picinic ("Hello Sir, this is my wife...") any further advancement will be under CONSIDERABLE review.
Totally mean I know..She's probably a really nice girl...but DAMN!!!
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I beg to differ.....this choice depends on whether you prefer size or flexibility.... ;)
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Get her in the Central African Republic ? ;D
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When you look like her, do you really need a belly button ornament? Seriously? ? ? It's called gilding a lily!
(http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-1369.jpg)and since it's in Singapore the slut is only US$ 5.52, you can almost get three with a $20.
Time to reassess your priorities when your willing to pay more for peanut butter and jelly than your... "Date".
PBJ's pretty good, but I've never tried to stick my ...... in it. :-\
I'm sure there are some on this board who couldn't honestly say that. Right FQ? ;DAccept no substitutes! ;D
(I'm KIDDING, Quaker......SHEESH!!) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Accept no substitutes! ;D
FQ13
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One for M'ette and Red.............
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And now, for the rest of us............................ ;D
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One for Phil.....................................
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Why yes, I DO realize I have way too much time on my hands this morning. Thank you for asking!! ;D
But you are spending much more wisely than PegLeg. ;D
You are talking about a one legged pirate that has probably spent way too long at sea. Beggers can't be choosers you know. :-X
I didn't want to share it, but since I got Shanghaied by a friend, I needed to spread the wealth.
Get prepared.........ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF THE MUFFIN TOP:
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:-X :-X :-X :-X
You're welcome.
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Eye Bleach
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That's staged. Among other things they are not wearing "birth control glasses", in fact, the black guy has tinted lenses.
As I recall, it took a couple for weeks for me to get my designer frames from the government, so I think it is plausible.
I've seen E-5 drill seargents in the army. Why not in the marines too?
One of my DI's was an E-4 Corporal,
I hope he reads this forum so that he will know that I still think Cpl. Schmidt was a overcompensating pr!ck.
Never memorized the Grunt stripes. Is he an E5 or E6?
Navy, he'd be at least an E7 to be a DI...
Never memorized the Grunt stripes. Is he an E5 or E6?
Navy, he'd be at least an E7 to be a DI...
Lot of E6 (Chief) types kicking butts when I was in boot... Granted, that was some 40+ years ago, but I don't think it's changed.
Who cares if it's staged? It still brought back warm, fuzzy memories of that sweet, soothing voice, saying, "WHAT?!? NO!!! HELL NO!!! WHAT THE F**K'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?"Not mention being able to drop and actually give someone fifty. ;D
They say your memory is the second thing to go. ;D
http://www.navy.mil/navydata/navy_legacy_hr.asp?id=260 (http://www.navy.mil/navydata/navy_legacy_hr.asp?id=260)
Enough of the military rank stuff...
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Enough of the military rank stuff...
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Lot of E6 (Chief) types kicking butts when I was in boot... Granted, that was some 40+ years ago, but I don't think it's changed.
she could be my general... ;D
You have a boat, TAB, but you also have a wife, so this young lady will have to settle for Second Mate ;D ;D
Not mention being able to drop and actually give someone fifty. ;D
FQ13
Ahhh....Solus, you ROCK!!!!!!!! :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
They say your memory is the second thing to go. ;D
http://www.navy.mil/navydata/navy_legacy_hr.asp?id=260 (http://www.navy.mil/navydata/navy_legacy_hr.asp?id=260)
Yeah, went back and fixed it. I don't think I have Alzheimer's, but I certainly have Some-timers. Sheesh. No more posting after three martinis... no more posting after three martinis... no more posting after three martinis...Its the way it works Rabbit. "I don't have old timers. I just won't post after 3 martinis. I won't post after three..Hey, I'd like a martini, oh and I really should respond to that last post on the board"> ;D
That's not me, Peg.
In my best Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman voice, "What an ass!!" :D :D
I was thinking more of Al Pacino in Heat - She's got a great ass! (and waving his hands in a nice big circle . . . .)
(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7794.0;attach=8142;image)
IIRC, he won the Navy Cross.................
CD
There is a right way
and a wrong way to pronounce
Oklahoma
The Proper Way is:
OKLA.... (with a pause) ... HOMA
(There's a gap between the 'a' and the 'h'.)
I can prove it..........................................
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I wonder what I have to put under my pillow for a Kalishnakov
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Needed more.......that hand on the wall frightened me.....
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Dude, seriously......if you noticed her hand, you have bigger problems than the need for eye bleach. ;D
For the women (and some of the men) on here. ;DI think I'm in love
I think I'm in love
Sledge, the rainbow has never looked so........so...........um, er.....so.......... :o
(man I hope she was over 21)............
Sledge, the rainbow has never looked so........so...........um, er.....so.......... :o
(man I hope she was over 21)............
Did anyone think of Roy G. Biv?
Not initially, but now I can't seem to forget..... ;D ;D ;D
Check close.....NOOOO!! the stockings!! They got black in there instead of Indigo...
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Looks like he has googled "blue waffle" with the safe search off....
I suggest you dont BTW, or if you do you have been warned!!!
You are a major league rat b@st*rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C'mon Path, all the cool kids are doing it. I double dog dare you. ;D
Must resist, must resist . . . . . .
FQ13 who will wait for a range report. ;)
I'll give you a hint: This ain't it. :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
(http://thehoylakebugle.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/blue-waffle.jpg)
Search at your own peril.
A couple for the ladies, in the form of a veiled threat from the wife. ;)
(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7794.0;attach=8256;image)
BTTNow that (the cookie one) is just evil. I like it! ;D
Man I used to hate bowling......but, but, butt now......... :o :o :o
This thread needed a bump.
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I'm usually above commenting on such things, but I wonder how they hold those things up?
Bulldog,
Where these ladies are concerned, I think we all are on the wrong side of the bullet resistant glass.
He may be talking about the beer ! ;DIn case he hasn't already figured this one out, all you need to do is have your loved ones send you a care package with assorted sundrys. Among them are two or three bottles of Scope filled with vodka, light rum or gin with green food coloring. Works like a charm. And after all, fresh breath is important. Hearts and minds and all that. ;D
A man of few words, JC?
A man of few words, JC?
Try to always be judged by my actions. May not always be the smartest policy. ;D
Nice new Avatar. ;)
Try to always be judged by my actions. May not always be the smartest policy. ;D
Nice new Avatar. ;)
Well, I can't figure out how to make it show up as a thumbnail so you'll have to click on the link. Anyone who can do better is welcome too. BUT, I give you a hot chick with a mare's leg and that ought to be enough to motivate you. ;)
FQ13 Who always admired a woman that aims to misbehave ;D
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A change of scenery?
Cool new image, there Solus. :D
*Been thinking of doing the same, but I don't know if you all could handle not having the peg-legged, twin-1911 wielding, pirate. ;D ;D
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After seeing her photo, the answer to her question should be fairly obvious. ;D
She's OK if you like beautiful women ;D
I forget what comedian said it, but it was something along the lines of,
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man, you're gonna have to work."
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2571/4002976386_e887170419_o.jpg)AMEN!!!
find the pool
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What pool? ;D
pretty girl but fake is evident. Not bad, just evident!
The pool of silicone in them thar boobies....pretty girl but fake is evident. Not bad, just evident!
(http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/2011_6/Sunsets5160.jpg)
No wonder the Alien is smiling !
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Geez, The one on the shirt with the big boob behind each eye.
How do you know she's in the country illegally?.....
You know, all that material you had to stare through to try and get a sense of the temperature that day.
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I have to question a "Career highlights" that fails to mention his command of the Pancho Villa pursuit and of all US Forces in Europe for WWI.
I have to question a "Career highlights" that fails to mention his command of the Pancho Villa pursuit and of all US Forces in Europe for WWI.
Don't know if it is true or not, but it should be!
Stolen from FB
Been way to long......someone had to do it
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Been way to long......someone had to do it
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You fellas do know that Brooklyn is a married woman/girl/hottie/supermodel, right?
You fellas do know that Brooklyn is a married woman/girl/hottie/supermodel, right?
You fellas do know that Brooklyn is a married woman/girl/hottie/supermodel, right?
Like we're not? ;D
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This Rabbit really likes this one!
An ad for pre-owned BMWs.
(http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx191/saharrold/BMW.jpg)
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(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305364_284287874925065_266484180038768_1019868_1389954712_n.jpg)I was thinking of sending an ad or a op-ed to the paper just for the fun of it because I've been so grumpy lately and need a good laugh.
An ad for pre-owned BMWs.
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Sorry, I just wanted this picture on the new page.It kinda deserves to be on the top of the page
BTTTAIP . . . . 8)
It kinda deserves to be on the top of the pageMaybe we should post it for WTR in his quest for a new truck. Yeah it's used, but did you expect anything else going in? ;D
I don't know if it's legit, but it's pretty good.
Scariest pirate movie EVER.................................................That sir, is damn funny.
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Here's that scrawny Lady from a different angle... I can live with that.
Those semi-autos are so clumsy and random. This is an elegant weapon from a more civilized time.HAHAHA
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Ancient weapons+100 ;D
Those semi-autos are so clumsy and random. This is an elegant weapon from a more civilized time.
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JC5123, What Brown can do for me is bring me a Garand ;D
Those semi-autos are so clumsy and random. This is an elegant weapon from a more civilized time.
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I guess the editorial staff at HK have there head up there arse.:o
eye bleach
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eye bleach
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Does anyone know who this girl is?....I've seen her a lot on the Internet lately....
Hey, fellas, fat girls need loving too! ;D ;DThanks for volunteering to take it for the team XD
Does anyone know who this girl is?....I've seen her a lot on the Internet lately....
Hey, fellas, fat girls need loving too! ;D ;D
I believe it's Jenna Haze. I did some research...
Nope....the eyes are all wrong....
Smile....
I like it!! ;D
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BTW there are only two Schmucks in the Navy, I looked it up in the Global email list. A Glen and Greg Schmuck
No need to pay me.....I'll just pick up the brass.
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PETA. I hate their agenda, but I do love their ads. ;D
FQ13
Actually, I'm a member of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals). Because there's room for all of God's creatures...............right between the veggies and the taters. ;D
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MMMMMMMM Got silicon!
JMHO
Richard
MMMMMMMM Got silicon!
JMHO
Richard
You get the idea don't you?!!!!!
Richard
PS: Fourgot to youse the spellcheckker
Solus, the "e" on the end didn't look right so I looked it up in the dictionary! First entry I came to for silicone didn't have the "e" so I left it off. Didn't read the definition. Not being a good speller or perfect doesn't embarass me at all!
FWIW
Richard
Actually, it's silicone, not silicon!
Silicon is on the chemical elemental tables...Si, Atomic No 14...
I don't care for fake ones personally but there are some great ones and some not so great ones...some point sideways IYKWIM!
Carmen Electra would be on the "great" scale.....
;D
You might want to make note of that. ;D
I've made note, up close and personal, of no less than 100 pairs! There are no two that are alike on the planet, even twin sisters have their own nuances! They're most wonderful things ain't they?
;D ;D
One more area where I will be the odd man out, but what else is new? I'm not a fan of bigger. A handful is plenty, anything else is just going to sag (of course, that may or may not be an issue depending on whether you go for the test drive or buy). Still, about a C cup is perfect. I am much more a leg man, the DDs are kind of a turn off.
FQ13
Just for the Q-man.You sir, are banned from the corner! If you are allowed back in, it will be a cash bar while youre on probation. Eye bleach, get me eye bleach!
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And for the rest.
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Be honest, how many tried to refresh the page thinking it hadn't loaded right before scrolling to the bottom?
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One more area where I will be the odd man out, but what else is new? I'm not a fan of bigger. A handful is plenty, anything else is just going to sag (of course, that may or may not be an issue depending on whether you go for the test drive or buy). Still, about a C cup is perfect. I am much more a leg man, the DDs are kind of a turn off.
FQ13
Actually, I have to admit I follow FQ's standards here.
But then, I have a severe case of pnigerophobia. ;D ;D
red, you have a very mean streak!
JMHO
Richard
red, you have a very mean streak!
JMHO
Richard
??? I thought I was playing nice----er than I usually do...... ;D
I've made note, up close and personal, of no less than 100 pairs! There are no two that are alike on the planet, even twin sisters have their own nuances! They're most wonderful things ain't they?
;D ;D
The sissies should be glad the raghead was dead before those Marines pissed on him.
We've come a long way from taking the gold teeth from dead Japs and using their skulls as ashtrays.
Since we won that one I'm not sure it's an improvement.
If history is written by the victors, I wonder what Armidinijad will have too say
and now back to your regularly scheduled thread
(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/26/2639/DQYMD00Z/posters/college.jpg)I think I went to the wrong college
Maybe I should have gone to college. ;D
Love that show "Big Bang Theory"...... But then, I'm a nerd too..... :PBazinga!
Love that show "Big Bang Theory"...... But then, I'm a nerd too..... :P
Love that show "Big Bang Theory"...... But then, I'm a nerd too..... :P
In the words ofBuford T. Justice, "OoooffffSheldon Cooper, BAZINGA!!!!"
OK, so here we are in a "Motivational Posters" thread, talking instead of motivatin'!!
And since we are talking about the Big Bang Theory, . . . . . . .
here's Penny to motivate y'all! ;)
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OK, so here we are in a "Motivational Posters" thread, talking instead of motivatin'!!
And since we are talking about the Big Bang Theory, . . . . . . .
here's Penny to motivate y'all! ;)
(http://e2de.com/data_images/kaley-cuoco/kaley-cuoco-01.jpg)
Good God, Penny is just drop dead beautiful!
Uh huh...Thank God I'm a nerd. I have a chance XD
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Have you been introduced to the corner yet?Or the flying monkeys
Richard
Dang, guys I imagine every picture on this thread has been "stolen!" Can't a guy catch a break?
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Your right it could be worseSledge, there's no words about how absolutely wrong that is
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bringing back a favorite
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/if-this-hot-sexy-babe-chick-woman-women-lingere-bra-i-wanna-demotivational-poster-1253641561.jpg
If this is the first thing I see in the morning ..................... You wouldn't see me - Period!!!all day!
Brian
Not a poster, but very, very motivational:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnKtlTXF2Rc&feature=related
SOMEONE JUST HAD TO ASK RED364 FOR A PICTURE OF HER IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT. JUST HAD TO. SEE WHAT SHE DID.
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Gee Majer....you captured the face of the Democratic Party.
Speaking of that:
A yahoo article today is titled: Eating red meat increases chance of death
And the picture was: BACON
But I thought pork was the "other WHITE meat". :-\
Yer thinkin' about iguana...
By the way, anybody hear from the Quaker?
Crusader
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Where's the lever actions? ;) ;)
Where's the lever actions? ;) ;)
Ask, sir, and ye shall receive:
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http://www.mossberg.com/products/default.asp?id=31
PegLeg.....that's just wrong on so many levels..... ::)
Hey, don't shoot the messenger................................... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Here...maybe this can get us back to our "normal" means of 'motivation' around here......
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;D ;) ;D
Damn glad I'm a man!
;D ;D
Hey, don't shoot the messenger................................... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Here...maybe this can get us back to our "normal" means of 'motivation' around here......
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;D ;) ;D
Since we are following a bedroom theme with pillows let me add this
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Yeah, She's cute and flexible, but guess where you would wake up.
Damn bed hog. ;D
Yeah, She's cute and flexible, but guess where you would wake up.
Damn bed hog. ;D
where does one go to get those skull masks?
I saw a youtube video of airsofters (yes, airsofters, ::) ) in the Phillipines. They all had those skull masks on. Did it start out as some sort of Navy SEAL thing?
where does one go to get those skull masks?opsgear.com
I saw a youtube video of airsofters (yes, airsofters, ::) ) in the Phillipines. They all had those skull masks on. Did it start out as some sort of Navy SEAL thing?
It would be remiss of me not to drop by and say
Happy Easter One and All
Jiggly!
'Bout time we saw woman with some meat on her bones for a change! Thanks Chuck, I watched it before from "T" but the encore is even more bettererrerer...
;D
One episode of re-runs that don't get old t all. :D :D
I guess she's in the new Stooges movie as a nun.....
Shameful.....but I'll watch it anyway!
;)
All the time thinking about what's going on under the habit when she walks??
Shame on you......
;D
Won't play for me, all I get is something in french where the video should be. Anyone else have that problem? ? ? ?
I got it working from the link in T's email. All I can say is . . . . mesmerizing . . . . . mesmerizing. :o :o
OK, and I can say this to young Katie. Two words, Darlin' - STRETCH MARKS!!!!!!!!
Them puppies gonna be hanging about your knees by your 30th! ::)
I got it working from the link in T's email. All I can say is . . . . mesmerizing . . . . . mesmerizing. :o :o
OK, and I can say this to young Katie. Two words, Darlin' - STRETCH MARKS!!!!!!!!
Them puppies gonna be hanging about your knees by your 30th! ::)
Like I told T, looks like jello.
By the way this is my congressman's niece and she is from my home town. When she made the cover of SI the town put up a congratulations sign.
She's nineteen Wolfe, don't get any ideas there buddy!
;D
I thought 18 was legal? LOL
Richard
18 may be legal, but for guys our age, it'sFIFYalso immoralREALLY LUCKY, irrelevant(EXCEPT FOR BRAGGING RIGHTS), and (MOSTLY)unlikely.
But... we can still dream. (sigh)
Crusader
18 may be legal, but for guys our age, it's also immoral, irrelevant, and unlikely.
But... we can still dream. (sigh)
Crusader
You have your morality, I have mine.
18 may be legal, but for guys our age, it's also immoral, irrelevant, and unlikely.
But... we can still dream. (sigh)
Crusader
Not so much about morality, as STANDARDS. They may be nice to look at, but lack of maturity, and inexperience of a younger woman leaves a lot to be desired. There are some things you just can't teach.
Thanks for the laugh!! ;D ;D ;D
EYE BLEACH
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Phil, how did you know I was in wal-mart?? ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Hakuna matada :P
Who needs a d..mn Makura when you can lay your head on those however you say them in Japanese!
JMHO
Richard
Who needs a d..mn Makura when you can lay your head on those however you say them in Japanese!
JMHO
Richard
胸
;D
Not a motivational poster, but still funny as hell!! ;D
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They forgot one. T or F a vulva is a Swedish car. ;D
DAMN!!! :o
Brian
Wrangler Butts drive me nuts!! ;D
"Borrowed" from the Thunder Ranch Facebook page. ;D
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ATF = Another Training Failure.
He has his finger on the trigger.
Maybe he's suicidal, but hates loud noises.
Think he'll shoot his finger off ?
(http://www.lolturtle.com/t/683166711)
We have found the Rebel Bass.......
(http://www.lolturtle.com/t/683166711)
POV booby shot.......... leave it to Sledge. ;D ;D
47 “The Lord lives, and blessed be my rock, and exalted be my God, the rock of my salvation, 48 the God who gave me vengeance and brought down peoples under me, 49 who brought me out from my enemies; you exalted me above those who rose against me; you delivered me from men of violence.~ 2 Samuel 22
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Back on track!
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Dude they start throwing stones and water bottles that means we need pork based projectiles. F-ing mod mentality they have is down right ignorant. All they now is Allah Allah well F-u.
Yeah...if they only knew overseas that the creme filling in the Twinkies they love so dearly had a lard base.
At work we sometimes send our customers pizza lunches or donuts in the morning. On day we got call from one of our customers having a total melt down because we sent 4 pizzas and 2 12 packs of coke to thank them for the business. We for got the owner was Persian, but we didnt mean anything by it. He was flipping mad over pizza. Really over pizza WTF. >:(
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Yep.
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That's not particularly motivating Phil .
I would even go so far as saying "it doesn't really do anything for me".
Must be a Mac thing. ;D
That's not particularly motivating Phil .
I would even go so far as saying "it doesn't really do anything for me".
Must be a Mac thing. ;D
http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Jason-A-Gun-Control.jpg
Let's see if this works.
hehe that's the one
was working for me. must of been a windows thing.. :P
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Putting Things In Perspective
Steve
Tom you are right. Tyler you are right about man love thursdays seen it a few times. Even seen goat pimps and some looking for love in the wrong places.
"Goat Pimps"...... gotta remember that one....... I wonder if they wear high-heeled sandals and purple turbans? ;D ;D ;D
I think this thread has drifted some and isn't very motivational.
"Goat Pimps"...... gotta remember that one....... I wonder if they wear high-heeled sandals and purple turbans? ;D ;D ;D
Dunno about the turbans, but I did see a guy at work the other day with lavender capri pants and matching sweater vest. ::) < insert puking emoticon here >Eat more Chikin!!!
I work in a very broken company . . . . .
Dunno about the turbans, but I did see a guy at work the other day with lavender capri pants and matching sweater vest. ::) < insert puking emoticon here >
I work in a very broken company . . . . .
The dish towel over their head is a Khaffeya (sp ? )
The guys with the turbans that are actually wound are Indians, usually Sikhs.
They're the good guys.
well it motivates me! :o
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I think this thread has drifted some and isn't very motivational.I agree!
Very motivational indeed, suh. :o :o
It worries me that you know the difference between lavender and purple.... :P
If it's on a woman or a gay guy it's probably lavender, otherwise it's purple.
While we're on the subject, there's one that keeps turning up in the daily papers crossword puzzle, what the hell is "ecru" ?
While we're on the subject, there's one that keeps turning up in the daily papers crossword puzzle, what the hell is "ecru" ?
;D
Either some one back handed her in the mouth or she should get her money back from the BoTox dude
She's not real. They have made great strides with inflatables lately. Still have trouble with the lips looking puffy though.
The voice of experience? :o
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Run that by me one more time, please!! :o :o :o
;) ;D
one in the middle needs to get her booger hooks off the bang switches.
REALLY!?! :o....... That's what you saw?!? ??? You're a better (?) man than me.
Brian
They're ok, if you like beautiful women :D :D
Some look good from that view but the flip side.....
anyone's guess... ;D
That's why doggie style was invented! 8)
I am motivated to join this club - who's coming....... with me!
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Is that a "tactical thong " ?Wouldn't it be a strategic thong?
Is that a "tactical thong " ?No it isn't black.
Hollywood Tactical Wheelchair.
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Steve
Those are just WRONG, on SO many levels.
Tom, at least I didn't look first thing in the morning! What a way to ruin the day!!! LOL
Richard
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Where's the pic? All I see is the red X.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320400_278239538954040_1905214898_n.jpg)Just the thing to say to a woman with her very own M-4 ,with the giggle switch, and maybe an M-203. I'll be right behind you Phil. (For very large values of "right"). ;D
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Not motivating but true.
damn pic won't load on my phone.
She was hot. I would have done her if I could stick a sock in her mouth.Is that what you call it in Jersey? ;D
Is that what you call it in Jersey? ;D
FQ13
that is some sick shit right there! :o
When it comes from the Aussies that's pretty much a given unless it's technical.
The jokes make me LMAO, but then I can't tell them any where I'll want to go back to. ;D
Aussies - Keeping yanks on their toes since the Western Front! ;)
Psychologically red is an aggressive color, that's why a red necktie is referred to as a "power tie".I disagree with the bubble butt comment. bubble butts are called that more for shape than for size. Moo has a mack truck butt.
Notice who's wearing one, and who coordinated with his bubble butt wife ?
I disagree with the bubble butt comment. bubble butts are called that more for shape than for size. Moo has a mack truck butt.
:o
Tom,would apple ass suffice?
Does Big Bird classify as one of "small varmints" that the "life long hunter" who never held a licence Mitt hunted? ::) Seriously? Do I have to vote for this guy? Yeesh!I keep telling myself "He's better than McCain, He's better than McCain." Not working
FQ13 who will hold my nose, but I don't think I have ever been more pissed at the GOP than I am now for making me vote for this jack wagon! >:(
Just hold your noses and yank the big "R" handle....it's not an election that we can lose even one vote, especially in FL, OH, CO, VA, WI, MI, etc... He'll lose his home state by 20-30 points but that's a given...I'm still fighting for every vote in my little piece of heaven!Its tough Timothy. If I hadn't voted for BO, I wouldn't even think about voting for a corporate windsock like Mitt. He and Gordon Geko were seperated at birth. Politics is a sideline this guy, its all about the money. Of course, he's running against a guy where the money means nothing, its all about the power. We're screwed either way. The best I can promise is this. I won't vote for BO (not even at gun point). BUT, if my county goes, and it probably will, for BO overwhelmingly, I reserve the right to vote Libertarian just so I can walk away clean, because I think Romney is like Rick Scott, a guy who will put as much public money into corporate pockets as possible. They own him, hell, he is them. Its all he's about. Reagan had a vision, Romney has a business plan, and it doesn't benefit folks like us. He's better than the other guy, but its like winding up in a gay bondage club and having them ask which orifice do you prefer? I truly don't trust either of these men. >:( America deserves better.
Its tough Timothy. If I hadn't voted for BO, I wouldn't even think about voting for a corporate windsock like Mitt. He and Gordon Geko were seperated at birth. Politics is a sideline this guy, its all about the money. Of course, he's running against a guy where the money means nothing, its all about the power. We're screwed either way. The best I can promise is this. I won't vote for BO (not even at gun point). BUT, if my county goes, and it probably will, for BO overwhelmingly, I reserve the right to vote Libertarian just so I can walk away clean, because I think Romney is like Rick Scott, a guy who will put as much public money into corporate pockets as possible. They own him, hell, he is them. Its all he's about. Reagan had a vision, Romney has a business plan, and it doesn't benefit folks like us. He's better than the other guy, but its like winding up in a gay bondage club and having them ask which orifice do you prefer? I truly don't trust either of these men. >:( America deserves better.
FQ13
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Your guy dumped 90 billion of our money into failed green energy companies, like it or not, you're responsible for your own actions! You could have voted for Tom Bogan or your dog for president but you chose to vote for an inept, inexperienced, ego maniacal, narcissist asshat!
Happy?
From a life of privilge...that figures.
Never married....that smells fishy.
My eyes wtf my eyes I cant see! :o
I knew it wouldn't turn out well when someone called the Kimber Red was considering a pretty BBQ gun ;D ;D
Fescue, with some perennial rye mixed in. 8)
Implants? You mean, like, "Storeboughts"?
Plastic milk jugs.
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That's not as far off as it might seem.And here we agree. If the law won't stop an 18 year old from buying beer, or anybody from buying weed, why do you think it will stop a criminal from buying a gun?
My education into the effectiveness of gun control was begun long ago by my drug dealing neighbors.
Uh? Am I the only one sensing serious thread drift hear?
Not a poster or a picture.....
But, between the babes, cars, and music..... I can overlook the three olde Texas dudes. ;D ;D ;D
So here's a little bass, drums, and fuzzy guitar........ and oh yeah, chicks in hot rods. ;)
Twins separated at birth? Just sayin..............
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One of those "twins" has a Masters in Education. :o
One of those "twins" has a Masters in Education. :o
And I don't even like Blonds.
BUT DAMN when your HOT your HOT!
She's alright, if you like beautiful women. ;D
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The main reason I watch Fox News. ;D
I noticed the ring. Question: What man who is worth his salt would allow his wife to portray herself this way? Seriously? ?
I noticed the ring. Question: What man who is worth his salt would allow his wife to portray herself this way? Seriously? ?
A man who realizes she isn't a possession but another human with a mind and will of her own?
+++ Quaker. It's why I double check my pockets and carry-on items when flying.
Ichiban: Also when operating an electric drill and a glue gun.
You want to know when you're a gunnie? I sold some .357 and .44 mag to the rabbitt. His deal just kept getting better and better as I kept finding the stuff. It was in my truck, in my hunting jackets, in my camping gear. I'd say he got 30% more than he traded for. If the gun police showed up wanting to take my stash and I were prepared to cooperate (unlikely), I'd say "Good luck finding it all. I'm not being difficult, I just don't remember where I put it". That makes you a gunnie. ;D
I like it.
Some time ago I mentioned a weapon we might use. I called it the Bacon Bomb. Never got around to any design work on it. ;D ;D
The bike color matches her underwear.....how childish.Ha ha . If it right, sure childish..
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Its been a long time people. Time to get back to basics.
http://thechive.com/2013/06/04/i-love-a-lady-im-a-little-bit-afraid-of-46-photos/ (http://thechive.com/2013/06/04/i-love-a-lady-im-a-little-bit-afraid-of-46-photos/)
Sorry, I cant seem to down load the photos.
Those things could be dangerous!
To my pension...
Those things could be dangerous!
To my pension...
A little less "obstructed" view. ;D
http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/boston/super-page/best-gif-in-the-history-of-the-world-nsfw/ (http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/boston/super-page/best-gif-in-the-history-of-the-world-nsfw/)
or the full vid.
http://stream.pandamolesto.com/dr-aperjo-zoa/katee-owen-dancing-radar-love-video_0e10784ff.html (http://stream.pandamolesto.com/dr-aperjo-zoa/katee-owen-dancing-radar-love-video_0e10784ff.html)
A little less "obstructed" view. ;D
http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/boston/super-page/best-gif-in-the-history-of-the-world-nsfw/ (http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/boston/super-page/best-gif-in-the-history-of-the-world-nsfw/)
or the full vid.
http://stream.pandamolesto.com/dr-aperjo-zoa/katee-owen-dancing-radar-love-video_0e10784ff.html (http://stream.pandamolesto.com/dr-aperjo-zoa/katee-owen-dancing-radar-love-video_0e10784ff.html)
I assume that is some sort of weasel.
I assume that is some sort of weasel.
It's a sloth. A weasel is more appropriate, though.
I was talking about the other one.
I know what a sloth is.
I think I dated her mother!
;)
I'll see you one..... and raise you one: :D :D :D
You too, huh Timmy? ;D
I see your gap and raise you
Thanks alot Peg now I havve the overwhelming urge to go to the mall with a bag of candy ;D ;D
Wouldn't catch me doing that......not in public at least!
Richard
Interesting, but don't see why it's restricted!Me too...I've seen more risqué stuff on basic TV channels on weekends.
Richard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAC37SMHKxU
get to the gym boys.... ;D
Not what you think, but wow! ???
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I know I am going to something posted over six years ago, but the question is the same:
At what point in the process do you think a team member, sponsor, coach, ... said "WTF are we doing here?"?
Bump we need to bring this thread back
How does she get her mags out of the pouches? Inquiring minds want to know.Who would be willing to Help?????
Isiah 6:8 ;DLOL ;D ;D
Who would be willing to Help?????